1) You get an audition for the next Cameron Crowe movie, but find out it's to play a 35 yr old Mother role. Turns out your agent confused you with another girl by the last name: ROSE
2) You have a callback for a music video. The casting director doesn't remember you and reintroduces himself. Maybe it was a mistake-callback?
3) A fellow 'up and coming' actor gives you career advice to 'get drunk more.' You listen.
4) You have no idea how to turn on your heat, so you start taking two hot showers a day to stay warm.
5) The only person who asked for your autograph today was the cashier at the grocery store.
6) You have worn the same pair of jeans at least 3 days in a row.
7) You 'will work for food.'
8) Your phone was turned off for the 3rd time this year.
9) You think about following your Mother's advice to wash your face with sugar and put toothpaste on your break-outs so you don't have to buy face wash. Instead you listen to your yogi friend and just put tea tree oil all over your face.
10) You know you should go running to get in shape, but instead you write this. Or you do both. You haven't decided yet. Go running, you lazy dork!
*Bonus*
11) You wear really, REALLY big sunglasses to try and LOOK famous-ER
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Don't wear the big glasses until you ARE famous, unless you never plan on being famous.
ReplyDeleteIs it OK to wear just plain, normal sunglasses? And I DO plan on being famous, of course. Why else would I be doing this. And what about furry vests? Are they OK?
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